(To the tune of Baggy Trousers by Madness)
Teenage kids down on the street
Homeless tramps with nowt to eat
Housewives by the kitchen sink
All could use a cut price drink
Bankers who have not got jobs
Layabouts and lazy slobs
M Ps who would not be missed
Going home and getting pissed
Chorus:
Beer as cheap as chips
Super strength to get you pissed
Out on Friday night
With Alcopops and Diamond White
Beers as cheap as chips
Super strength to get you pissed
Trying to act cool
Mines a vodka and Red Bull
Supermarkets, discount deals
Pile them high like ready meals
Fake ID, they can't say no
Hoodies, trainers and ASBO
Vodka, lager and Blue Nun
At least I've got my shopping done
Cider bottles in the town
Causing pubs to be closed down
Chorus:
Beer as cheap as chips......
Party poopers and GP s
Say it's just not good for me
Pukeing up and falling down
Make up looking like a clown
Headache, sickness and dry throat
And I've gone and lost my coat
Waking up in a pool of phlegm
I can't believe I slept with them!
Chorus:
Beer as cheap as chips......
Cut price boozers, cut price boozers, cut price boozers
Cut price boozers, cut price boozers, cut price boozers
