As it was conceived by beer tonight, I would appreciate your sober judgement on this one. I have no idea about it. Ta in advance.
INT - TV INTERVIEW SET-UP
AN ELDERLY MAN - ALF - IS BEING INTERVIEWED FOR A TV DOCUMENTARY
INTERVIEWER (O.S)
Did you have any bogey subjects at school Alf?
ALF
Oh yes. I remember them all. Some were bogey subjects, and some weren't. It was all very black-and-white.
ALF CONTINUES IN V.O AS WE SEE FILM CLIPS:
ALF (V.O)
He taught me about people.
CLIP (B/W):
HUMPHREY BOGART
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
ALF (V.O)
He taught me about music - a bit scarily.
CLIP (B/W):
HUMPHREY BOGART
You played it for her, you can play it for me!
ALF (V.O)
And he taught me about maths.
CLIP (B/W):
HUMPHREY BOGART
Here's looking at Euclid!
INT - TV INTERVIEW SET-UP
ALF
He never did get my name right! Still, we'll always have Paris.
INTERVIEWER (O.S)
Your French field trip?
ALF
No - that's where he f**ked me.
END