A MAN IS SAT ALONE AT A DESK TYPING ON THE COMPUTER.
HE GOES TO CLICK ON SAVE BUT AS HE DOES A MESSAGE POPS UP.
MAN:
(reading aloud) You have performed an illegal operation.
AS HE FINISHES POLICE KNOCK THE DOOR DOWN AND BUNDLE HIM TO THE FLOOR.
Illegal Operation
HAHA! Short and funny!
Thing is, I don't think you get that message anymore?
It's an OK gag, but it's the type of joke my Dad used to say when we first got a computer.
I think you'd be better off trying to finish it with something that would take us all by surprise.
Quote: Leevil @ April 2 2009, 6:41 PM BSTThing is, I don't think you get that message anymore?
It's an OK gag, but it's the type of joke my Dad used to say when we first got a computer.
You're a bit of a chip off the old block then?
Quote: Seefacts @ April 2 2009, 8:06 PM BSTYou're a bit of a chip off the old block then?
Chimp off the old block more like
I thought you were going to pan back to reveal a woman on a table with her feet in stirrups and a bloody bucket nearby.
I'm glad you didn't.
I like it Tom. Seems everyone loves a quicki these days.
Can't help but think Lee's suggestion would have been good too.......no? 
I'm just too busy getting excited about a combination of Lee and Craigs comments to make a constructive comment. "Everyone loves a quickie with a woman on a table with her feet in stirrups"