Good idea Kenneth... get writing.
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Perhaps 'MILFs' could have some potential, if set in Scotland, such as:
INTERIOR - NIGHTCLUB - TWO LASSIES AT THE BAR.
FIRST LASS: If you keep drinking that stuff ye willnae get yer hole the night.
SECOND LASS: I dinnae want ma hole as ah huvnae shaved.
CAMERA PANS BACK TO SOOTYDJ, WHO IS ALSO AT THE BAR AND OBSERVING THE TWO WOMEN.
FIRST LASS [to SootyDJ]: What the f**k are ye looking at?
etc
Quote: Kenneth @ April 7 2009, 1:30 PM BSTPerhaps 'MILFs' could have some potential, if set in Scotland, such as:
INTERIOR - NIGHTCLUB - TWO LASSIES AT THE BAR.
FIRST LASS: If you keep drinking that stuff ye willnae get yer hole the night.
SECOND LASS: I dinnae want ma hole as ah huvnae shaved.CAMERA PANS BACK TO SOOTYDJ, WHO IS ALSO AT THE BAR AND OBSERVING THE TWO WOMEN.
FIRST LASS (to SootyDJ): What the f**k are ye looking at?
etc
Can I get this translated?
Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2009, 3:24 PM BSTCan I get this translated?
Happy to oblige:
Didalam klub malam - Ada dua wanita di bar.
WANITA PERTAMA: Jika kau minum minuman keras itu terus, kau tak akan ngewe nanti malam.
WANITA KEDUA: Saya gak mau ngewe karena memek saya belum dicukur.
KAMERA KEMBALIK KE BELAKANG, MENAMPAKKAN SOOTYDJ, YANG JUGA DI BAR DAN MEMANDANG WANITA.
WANITA PERTAMA [ke Sooty]: Kau nonton apa? Brengsek-loe!
dl2
"Perhaps 'MILFs' could have some potential, if set in Scotland, such as:
INTERIOR - NIGHTCLUB - TWO LASSIES AT THE BAR.
FIRST LASS: My dear if you continue to down that vodka Jelly you will be off ones arse!
SECOND LASS: I need to shave my bushy parts my dear!
CAMERA PANS BACK TO SOOTYDJ, WHO IS ALSO AT THE BAR AND OBSERVING THE TWO WOMEN.
FIRST LASS [to SootyDJ]: What are you looking at you silly sausage!
etc"
Translated for Aaron Speak...
Ah, much better. 
FIRST LASS: My dear if you continue to down that vodka Jelly you will be off ones arse!
SECOND LASS: I need to shave my bushy parts my dear!
2/10 for that translation I'm afraid. I'm not sure how to put "you willnae get yer hole" in plain and simple English without sounding vulgar.
What's wrong with vulgarity?
Quote: Kenneth @ April 8 2009, 4:26 PM BSTI'm not sure how to put "you willnae get yer hole" in plain and simple English without sounding vulgar.
Your end may be nigh, but it won't be away.
Quote: Marc P @ April 8 2009, 4:39 PM BSTYour end may be nigh, but it won't be away.
Precisely (and clever to boot), though not really the sort of vernacular employed by Scots MILF filf. Perhaps MILFs would be more amusing if set in, er, Croydon.
Or how about Chigwell? You could have three very unattractive MILFs being really unfunny. One could look like Jimmy Osmond, her sister could look like Frankenstein and their neighbour could look like Armando Ianucci in a Cher wig.
Now what could we call this show? 
Quote: Kenneth @ April 8 2009, 4:59 PM BSTin, er, Croydon.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 8 2009, 6:50 PM BSTOr how about Chigwell? You could have three very unattractive MILFs being really unfunny. One could look like Jimmy Osmond, her sister could look like Frankenstein and their neighbour could look like Armando Ianucci in a Cher wig.
Now what could we call this show?
Not Grown Ups