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75 posts once again Sootyj has proved himself the expert at.....time wasting threads!
Mu ha ha!
For my next challenge only using your expert knowledge tell us how to assemble a shed.
Carefully.
Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2009, 11:52 PM BSTFor my next challenge only using your expert knowledge tell us how to assemble a shed.
It's much like sex: insert Tab A into Slot B, pound it, grind a little, lots of screws and nuts ...
Quote: DaButt @ April 3 2009, 1:08 AM BSTIt's much like sex: insert Tab A into Slot B, pound it, grind a little, lots of screws and nuts ...
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Read the instructions...
Quote: Gavin @ April 2 2009, 8:03 PM BST
If that were a French firing squad, they'd be on their second clip of bullets by now, with machine guns on standby.
I'm not great in any one area. But at least I'm consistently piss-poor.
I'm an all-rounder*
[*fat]
Quote: SlagA @ April 3 2009, 10:06 AM BSTIf that were a French firing squad, they'd be on their second clip of bullets by now, with machine guns on standby.
I'm not great in any one area. But at least I'm consistently piss-poor.
Be realistic Slag. If that was a French firing squad they'd be waving the white flag way before they lift their rifles.
Quote: Gavin @ April 3 2009, 3:59 PM BSTBe realistic Slag. If that was a French firing squad they'd be waving the white flag way before they lift their rifles.
Did you know (cue general yawn and slit wrists) that over all the French have won more battles than lost. I think Monsieur Napolean had a great deal to do with that though. Still.....how about them Red Sox? 
Quote: roscoff @ April 5 2009, 2:27 PM BSTDid you know that over all the French have won more battles than lost.
Are they counting "strategic withdrawals" as victories these days?
Quote: roscoff @ April 5 2009, 2:27 PM BSTDid you know (cue general yawn and slit wrists) that over all the French have won more battles than lost. I think Monsieur Napolean had a great deal to do with that though. Still.....how about them Red Sox?
What about on their own, not needing (or giving) backup? And certainly not recently with 'proper' wars. You know, with guns and shit.
If WW2 is on the list then you know a Frenchman came up with the stat. Although it is a little known fact that the French did invade Germany during the Phoney War, it was because they were holding the map upside-down.
Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 5:08 PM BSTAnd certainly not recently with 'proper' wars. You know, with guns and shit.
I've heard of dirty tricks but really! 
Quote: roscoff @ April 2 2009, 6:13 PM BSTWays to kill my ex-wife,turnips and corn plasters.
Why would you want to kill a turnip?