Quote: fopdoodle @ 10th February 2017, 6:31 AMI like to change the lyrics of crap songs while doing housework such as:
"I really can't be arsed right now, so I'll just do it later"
rather than the real version:
"I think I'd better leave right now, before I fall any deeper"
. . . which is a bit rubbish, frankly - if only the writer had called me first.
Ah yes! Just been listening to Winnie tinkling the ivories for a change and she played "Lady of Spain", which reminded me of the lyrics we used to sing in the 50s when I was a sprog and thought daring and very rude.......................
"Lady of Spain I adore you
Lift up your dress
and let me explore you"