A man comes across a Geordie kneeling in the street praying.
Man : What's going on here then me old mate?
Geordie : Haven't you heard the news? The time has finally come man. He's back. He's here amongst us. It's a miracle. God be praised!
The Geordie crosses himself and looks up to the heavens. The man sinks down to his knees next to the Geordie and crosses himself
Man: God be praised. Judgement Day. In my life time, I would never have thought it. The second coming of Jesus Christ!
The Geordie gives him a funny look.
Geordie : Jesus Christ? No Man. I'm taking about Alan Shearer!
