I have thrown this together on the assumption that she might lose her job, but as it looks like she's staying it's probably redundant. Here goes anyway. To the tune of Video Killed the Radio Star by Buggles
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So Jacqui Smith you've got to quit the cabinet
Home Office left behind because some stupid get
Paid up for TV porn that's free by internet
Oh-a-oh
Since it happened there's one thing that's clear to me
Those naked girls your hubbie paid our cash to see
Still don't get f**ked as much as our economy
Oh-a-oh
He's got his pants down
Oh-a-oh
While we're in meltdown
Videos killed your cabinet job
Videos killed your cabinet job
You couldn't stop your stupid slob
Husband playing with his knob
Oh-a-aho-oh
What does it say about MPs who take the piss?
Have standards dropped so low that things have come to this?
It leaves you both more time with your home orifice
Oh-a-oh
"They're not offences!"
Oh-a-oh
"They're just expenses!"
Videos killed your cabinet job
Videos killed your cabinet job
You've got the house, you've got the car; but watching porn's a perk too far
You need a new job
You need a new job
Videos killed your cabinet job
Videos killed your cabinet job
Etc.
