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Should I give a s**t about standards? Page 7

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ April 1 2009, 2:42 AM BST

Why would anyone sleep with someone that they felt contempt for? Errr

We don't know that she did.

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ April 1 2009, 3:31 PM BST

He decided against shagging the "rough" girl by the way, or so he told me.

You really ought to give your 'friend' a very stern talking to on the benefits of threesomes. You could also ask him for an introduction to the two women. I would be curious to find out what constitutes 'rough'.

I worry about people with imaginary friends...

Quote: Kenneth @ April 1 2009, 11:57 PM BST

I would be curious to find out what constitutes 'rough'.

It varies from county to county. We're talking Suffolk here, so it probably means rough with a capital 'R' to most of us.

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