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When Did My Life Turn Around So Much That...

... I now get emails with the title:

Amazon.co.uk recommends "Miele DUSTBAGS x 5, 1 X DUST COMPARTMENTFILTER, 1 X Super air clean filter Bag Type FJM for S400i and S448i" andmore

I didn't think I was that cool to begin with, but this is a whole new light...

Dan

I get regular emails from Mothercare and other baby goods providers, who obviously think I must be constantly reproducing.

The junk mail from Saga Holidays was a bit worrying too (though they were probably meant for someone else in the house!).

I also get junk mail from a clothing comapny for exceptionaly tall women. I've obviously lied about by my height somehwere...

:)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2009, 12:18 PM BST

The junk mail from Saga Holidays was a bit worrying too

You sure that wasn't correspondence from SlagA?

Quote: Marc P @ March 31 2009, 12:29 PM BST

You sure that wasn't correspondence from SlagA?

I thought it was about holidays in Iceland. Never mind I'll get there one day...

Quote: Marc P @ March 31 2009, 12:29 PM BST

You sure that wasn't correspondence from SlagA?

It explains why DD never responded to my frequent begs to holiday together... purely on a cost-cutting basis.

The snow queen!

The Narnian queen was strangely erotic for me when I was a single digit youngster.

At one point I was using YouTube to source videos of muscle men for use in a wrestling sketch I was making. Now whenever I go on there I'm recommended clips of burly, oiled shirtlifters. I mean weightlifters!

Quote: swerytd @ March 31 2009, 12:12 PM BST

... I now get emails with the title:

Amazon.co.uk recommends "Miele DUSTBAGS x 5, 1 X DUST COMPARTMENTFILTER, 1 X Super air clean filter Bag Type FJM for S400i and S448i" andmore

I didn't think I was that cool to begin with, but this is a whole new light...

Dan

Dan I didn't quite realise what a jet set life you led! :)

I have the same problem Mr Lee referred to on his show. I've bought some really lame books and cds for myself, I mean my friends and family :$ on Amazon etc, and they'll never let me forget now!

It's cash only purchases from now on!

Jx

I have about 40,000,000 Viagra and a degree from Papa Luigi's University and Pizzeria Conneticut.

If anybody wants the Degree PM me. I'll just hold on to the Viagra for now.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ March 31 2009, 1:59 PM BST

I have about 40,000,000 Viagra and a degree from Papa Luigi's University and Pizzeria Conneticut.

If anybody wants the Degree PM me. I'll just hold on to the Viagra for now.

Why don't you go to the university. Learn to make pizza then stuff the viagra in side the pizza and invite your mates around. Then every bodies happy.

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