A SERGEANT IS TALKING TO PC IVOR TRUNCHEON.
SERGEANT
PC Ivor Truncheon describe your patrol of the palace of Westminster.
PC
In the course of my patrol I encountered a pornographer, a thief and a person living off imoral earnings.
SERGEANT
Yes all of whom were the home secretary Jaqui Smith. Is that why you squirted her with a full canister of CS gas?
PC
No sergeant she was hanging around with a dangerous war criminal, wanted for torturing people and invading countries.
SERGEANT
And that's why you smacked the foreign secretary in the knackers.
