Police Academy

HORNE AND CORDEN ARE ON STAGE TALKING TO A BBC EXEC.

BBC
Good news chaps your shos is so popular the BBC is going to pay for you to be in a Police Academy Film.

HORNE
Hooray my hilarious wobbly belly. That I flash all the time like a pole dnacing blamange has won people's hearts.

CORDEN
As has my gay reporter. Hooray we're going to be in an American Police Academy.

BBC
Not quite.

HORNE
Well what other kind of Police Acadmey could it be?

BBC
Police Acadmey Lahore, Ala Aquabr you wannabes.

BBC SHOOTS THEM.

Terrible show that (and apparently the film about the lesbians is worse). Not one of your strongest sketches though, for me anyway.

and did you get the names mixed up or is it just me?

Probably did get them mixed up and this is a very bad sketch and I am a very bad person.
I apologise for both.