Written in just few minutes so is just a throwaway. I suspect the NewsRevue regulars have already swamped them with sketches of this story. 
INTERVIEWER: Jacqui Smith, in addition to the recent revelations that you have claimed expenses for two pornographic movies, we also believe that you have a subscription to the digital TV channel 'Create & Craft'
JACQUI: It's a lie!
INTERVIEWER: Well, we have seen copies of your itemised bill for the last quarter which proves the sick minds that run in your family...
JACQUI: But it's not me...
INTERVIEWER: This is clearly an unhealthy addiction. Our research shows that you regularly watch shows on depraved topics such as stenciling, decoupage and rubber stamping with you partner Richard Timney.
JACQUI: Even if that was the case I wasn't in the house at the time. I spend my time at my regular address of the cupboard under the sink in the 6 bedroom mansion in our south London home watching reruns of the Antiques Roadshow on Freeview.
INTERVIEWER: Ha! A likely story.
JACQUI: It's true! The Additional Costs Allowance claim I put in for £24,006 last year was to help pay for our Virgin Media broadband, phone and TV bundle. You can't pin this all on me.
INTERVIEWER: So Mr Timney, your partner who runs your government office for £40k of public money per year, is completely to blame? The man who writes annonymous letters to newspapers in your constituency supporting your policies?
JACQUI: Um...yes.
INTERVIEWER: Oh...Is he in?
JACQUI: Yes, but you can't see him now as we've been watching a documentary on cross-stitch...
INTERVIEWER: A-ha! Gotcha!
JACQUI: Damn!
ENDS
