British Comedy Guide

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A man with a blue file over his face walks past a small crowd shouting abuse.

1 :You Monster.

2: Burn in hell.

1: Scum.

2: Satan's imps are waiting for you.

1: You sick c**t!

A third person joins the crowd.

3: What the f**k is that bastard Fritzl doing over here?

1: Fritzl? That ain't Fritzl mate.

3: Who is it then?

1: Sir Fred Goodwin.

1, 2...it's all a numbers game mate.

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