Ho hum. Here's a few of the vox pops they rejected.
- Do You Live A Healthy Lifestyle?
"The doctor told me I had mild diabetes. He gave me some tablets and put me on a strict diet. The good news is that when I went back to see him last week, he downgraded it to monobetes."
"Yeah, well obviously I'd prefer to buy the organic free range produce at my local farmer's market but they refuse to serve me because I'm genetically modified."
"I tried some of that acupuncture. Well I say acupuncture…I was shot fourteen times in the head with a nail gun. My verruca seems to have cleared up though."
- Have You Had A Paranormal Experience?
"I went to see a medium once but I could tell she was faking it. She was more like a size 18."
"In our last house, we had a poltergeist. It was always moving things but it seemed to be tidying them up rather than breaking them or throwing them about. Of course we got an exorcist in but when it came to it, the kids made far more mess than the poltergeist did so we had him exorcise them instead."
"All of a sudden it seemed as if I was drifting out of my body and floating near the ceiling, looking back down at the operating table. There was blood everywhere, the nurses were in a panic and the ECG machine was flatlining. And I remember thinking to myself, 'That's definitely the last time I operate on someone while drunk.'"
"I only got a brief glimpse of it through the trees and then it was gone. It was walking upright, almost like a human and it was covered in hair with a menacing aura about it, as if it might turn and savage you in an instant. To this day I don't know if it was Bigfoot I saw, or just Bill Oddie."