Quote: Ben @ April 3 2009, 10:36 AM BSTI didn't realise you'd branched out.
That's oak-ay. 
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Thanks for the advice. Okay, in that case, I'll probably write a new sitcom pilot especially for this contest to make them laugh. Or I could send a pic of my dinkle. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 3 2009, 10:42 AM BSTThat's oak-ay.
Oh no! Not tree puns...
Laurel be a nightmare if this kicks off
Quote: Blenkinsop @ April 3 2009, 1:39 PM BSTLaurel be a nightmare if this kicks off
Don't be a sap.
You ma-ple the wool over our eyes, but...
This is the greatest number of consecutive puns I've ever seen... without Pierson's involvement.
Dan
Peirson!
Or I suppose Pearson
But you are right there are a treemendous amount, I have been too bushed to contribute.
Quote: swerytd @ April 3 2009, 2:27 PM BSTThis is the greatest number of consecutive puns I've ever seen... without Pierson's involvement.
Leave him out of this.
You're all bark-ing mad.
Wood you stop the old chesnuts now? I'd be sycamore.
Can anyone do any worse than that?
You know your problem, Dolly? You can't cedar wood for the trees.
Well, now that's all your applications out the way, the rest of us should find it a breeze...
Dan
Not that old chestnut again!
Quote: Marc P @ April 3 2009, 3:54 PM BSTNot that old chestnut again!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 3 2009, 3:35 PM BSTWood you stop the old chesnuts now?
You need to branch out a bit.
Quote: Ben @ April 3 2009, 10:36 AM BSTI didn't realise you'd branched out.
So do I.
I'm getting hoarse with all these chestnuts