British Comedy Guide

The Apprentice - Series 5 Page 6

I enjoyed last nights offering. The woman leading the other team was a right cheapskate! The boys deserved to lose as they were awful.

I want the loud one to stay in please. The things he comes out with are funny. He was hurt like when his cat died!
Aw.

(I think the boys and girls are getting mixed up next week, so no more battle of the sexes rubbish.)

Quote: zooo @ April 2 2009, 2:10 PM BST

I want the loud one to stay in please. The things he comes out with are funny. He was hurt like when his cat died!
Aw.

:D And he can taste success in his spit.

Quote: zooo @ April 2 2009, 2:10 PM BST

(I think the boys and girls are getting mixed up next week, so no more battle of the sexes rubbish.)

They always start like that though, it's just how it is.

Quote: swerytd @ April 2 2009, 10:38 AM BST

Hehe.

(SUITABLE FADE IN/OUTS OF GROCERY COUNTERS EVERYWHERE)

VOICEOVER GUY:
It was a time of cheese and pickle...

... when the tuna never got on with the cucumber...

... and ubiquitous salad didn't exist...

One man could bring them together...

and only one man could tear them apart!

Dan

:D

Watching.

A good firing today. Top work Sugar.

That was such as shit product too.

It really was a shit product. I wouldn't have used it at all!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 9 2009, 9:57 AM BST

It really was a shit product. I wouldn't have used it at all!

I would. As a cheap bondage accessory. ;) The right guy went though. Nice guy, and a rare no scary bearded Muslim, but not very entertaining. I liked the psycho girl leading that one team.

She was scary! I love how everyone turns on each other in the boardroom.

Don't think there are enough extreme contestants this year. They're all a bit average, really. No posh boys or spivs.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 9 2009, 10:11 AM BST

Don't think there are enough extreme contestants this year. They're all a bit average, really. No posh boys or spivs.

I agree. It hasn't really grabbed me like in previous years.

Yep agree to firing. It's easy to sit there and hope you fly under the radar. I think a woman will win it this year. I can't see any of the guys getting it save perhaps Geordie lad. Whyeye!

I said as much to me missus.

The thing about the product is is that it's always going to be shit if you only have a day to do it so the key is adapt something that is already successful.

The plastic potty I think verged on the dangerous on slippery surfaces but it was a more conveniently sized variant of the big ball which always meant it had a chance.

We shouldn't be too hard on them because products aren't developed in a day - it takes months and even years to do and they have no expertise in those areas. I guess that's why it's so entertaining to watch.

I bet very few of us could come up with anything better in the time available. In chatting to the wife I suggested a dumb bell which could be extended in the middle to create a bendy spring which the person bends with both arms to flex those muscles. OK, that was done with 2 minutes thought but I'm not even sure if that's possible let alone financially viable.

Unseen auditions

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/episode-extras/video/item_200036.shtml

Jeez!

Share this page