Called "Spreadable Marge and Naughty Nick"?
I'm going to start righting the pitch now.
Quote: Afinkawan @ May 7 2009, 4:18 PM BSTTrue but he blatantly leaves in people he'd never hire in a million years in favour of firing the boring ones, purely because the mouthy twats are more fun to watch.
And only ever so slightly off topic - WHY HAVEN'T NICK & MARGARET BEEN GIVEN THEIR OWN SHOW YET?!?!!
Alan Sugar's Angels.
Alan Sugar open's a detective agency in Claifornia staffed by glamerous Nick and Margaret. He gives them their missions via a talkie box on his desk.
Nick to Margaret.
Kinda like Heart to Heart with Nick and Margaret and Alan Sugar as the butler bloke.
Nick Rider
Nick brings justice to the Essex area in an Alan Sugar industries 2000 sports car voiced by Margaret.
Nick Nick
Jim Davidson does comedy gigs promoting himself, with Nick gurning in the background and then telling the comic where exactly he's going wrong.
Nick Knack
Nick becomes a Bond villain and strikes down Daniel Craig by virtue of financial nouse.
Margaret: Thatcher
Margaret explains the economics of keeping your house warm by roof insulation.
Saint Nick
Nick dresses as Santa and helps people out of their financial crises.
Sugar Lumps
Nick and Margaret are badly advised and star in a show about dancing.
Dan
The Nick and the Dead.
Nick becomes a cowboy Margaret becomes a zombie, them rustlers have no chance!
Nick'll Feel Ya
Nick uses his gurning to grope women. Only commissioned cos it sounded a bit like necrophilia.
Marg-Tourettes
Reality show showing the things that Margaret wants to say about the candidates, but is really far too reserved to say them out loud.
Dan
I did quite like Geordie boy to begin but in the end he's just a loud mouth.
'I know I could've done better'
'But you didn't sell anything'
'I know I could've done better'
'How do you know? You didn't sell anything'
'I just know'
I reckon that was a neatly dug grave. The debating powers of a carrot.
Did James just say "Cod shit"? 
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 13 2009, 9:48 PM BSTDid James just say "Cod shit"?
Thats my word to use on the phone in work tomorrow.
I hope James doesn't go, he's comes out with some corkers.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 13 2009, 9:52 PM BST
I hope James doesn't go, he's comes out with some corkers.
James looks like he's get thicker every weeks.
I love James!
Alan's got him all wrong. 
Alan has a lil gay spot for James.
Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2009, 10:01 PM BSTAlan has a lil gay spot for James.
Quote: zooo @ May 13 2009, 10:00 PM BSTAlan's got him all wrong.
Agreed. 
Clay face and Lorraine for the sack next week
Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2009, 10:02 PM BSTClay face