I expect maybe three people in the country will get this, but what the hey.
INT. AIRPORT SECURITY ROOM – DAY
A NAKED MAN IS UNDERGOING A HUMILIATING STRIP SEARCH BY A RUBBER-GLOVED CUSTOMS OFFICIAL.
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL:
Open your mouth.
THE MAN LOWERS HIS JAW.
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL (CONT):
Turn around.
THE MAN FACES THE WALL.
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL (CONT):
Spread your cheeks.
THE MAN DOES AS HE'S TOLD.
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL:
Superman!
END SKETCH
Hehe. Daft but funny. And surely gettable by anyone who's been to a wedding disco.
Ha Ha Ha
Ouch 
Superman has X Ray vision and because of that the heat it generates is melting the polar ice cap and the Penguins are heading for the city.
Along those lines?
Quote: James Harris @ March 25 2009, 1:47 PM GMTHehe. Daft but funny. And surely gettable by anyone who's been to a wedding disco.
Ah, but you and I are around the same age I think. I can't imagine today's hip young things listening to Black Lace at their discos, wedding or otherwise.
Quote: Marc P @ March 25 2009, 3:10 PM GMTSuperman has X Ray vision and because of that the heat it generates is melting the polar ice cap and the Penguins are heading for the city.
Along those lines?
And there I was thinking you were the third person I spoke about in my intro. The search goes on...
LOL! gotta love a bit of Black Lace.
I was expecting it to end;
CUSTOMS OFFICIAL: Turn back round, I just want to check your mouth again.
My mum knew the guys from Blacklace.
I didn't get this Bussell.
I got it from James Harris' wedding disco line.
Terrific. I am one of your three people.
But I wonder if you should do a pay-off to help people who didn't get it? E.g. the customs official dances off with colleagues doing the conga?
I liked it.
I liked 
Quote: Leevil @ March 29 2009, 5:03 PM BSTI didn't get this Bussell.
Damn, you've missed out!
Thought everybody would have been exposed to a bit of Blacklace at some point in their life.
Nice and simple, funny but only if you know Blacklace.
Maybe a follow up with drug dealers selling pineapples?
Quote: random @ March 29 2009, 7:35 PM BSTI liked
Damn, you've missed out!
Thought everybody would have been exposed to a bit of Blacklace at some point in their life.
We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball!
Quote: Leevil @ March 29 2009, 10:35 PM BSTWe're having a gang bang, we're having a ball!