TWO GRUFF DETECTIVES ARE INVESTIGATING A FLAT A PERSON HANGS FROM THE CEILING.
DETECTIVE
Well sarge looks like an open and shut case of suicide.
DETECTIVE2
Get down Kowlasky.
KNOCKS DETECTIVE2 DOWN DRAWS HIS PISTOL AND FIRES INTO THE KITCHEN.
DETECTIVE
What was that for sarge?
DETECTIVE
It was moider. God damm son of a bitch, sarcastic, assholes.....
WE SEE INTO THE KITCHEN THAT THE DETECTIVE HAS JUST BLOWN AWAY A BIG BOWL OF TOMATOES.
Why is the person flat?
What does this sentence mean?
"KNOCKS DETECTIVE2 DOWN DRAWS HIS PISTOL AND FIRES INTO THE KITCHEN."
Who is Kowlasky?
What's that ending about?
Why does this exist?
DETECTIVE1: Another Murder !
DETECTIVE2: Have you managed to indentify a Causeyet ?
DETECTIVE1: No but we have a questioned a Cucumber
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That was interesting, Sootyj! I've added a few bits and pieces:
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TWO DETECTIVES, STONER AND KOWALSKY, ENTER A FLAT. THEY SEE A BODY HANGING FROM A BEAM ON THE CEILING.
KOWALSKY: It looks like suicide, sarge.
STONER: Well, he sure as hell ain't doin' Yoga. (SHOUTS) Get down Kowalsky!
STONER KNOCKS KOWALSKY TO THE FLOOR, DRAWS HIS PISTOL, RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIRES SHOTS INSIDE.
KOWALSKY: What was that for sarge?
STONER: It was moider! Goddam sons of bitches, asshole redskins!
IN THE KITCHEN WE SEE THAT STONER HAS JUST SHOT A BIG BOWL OF TOMATOES TO PIECES. KOWALSKY STOOPS DOWN, EXAMINES WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SHATTERED BOWL AND TOMATOES. HE LOOKS UP AT STONER WITH A SCARED LOOK.
KOWALSKY: Jeesh! Hey sarge – you're in trouble now!
STONER: Whaddya mean Kowalsky?
KOWALSKY: The tomaytos – they weren't even armed!
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Quote: David Bussell @ March 25 2009, 12:42 PM GMTWhy is the person flat?
What does this sentence mean?
"KNOCKS DETECTIVE2 DOWN DRAWS HIS PISTOL AND FIRES INTO THE KITCHEN."Who is Kowlasky?
What's that ending about?
Why does this exist?
Apologies Bussell but I was pushed for time and my muse was screaming at me, screaming at me I tells ya.
I was going to edit but Morrace seems to have got what I was trying to say dead on.
Quote: Morrace @ March 25 2009, 4:17 PM GMT.
That was interesting, Sootyj! I've added a few bits and pieces:
________________________________________________________________________________TWO DETECTIVES, STONER AND KOWALSKY, ENTER A FLAT. THEY SEE A BODY HANGING FROM A BEAM ON THE CEILING.
KOWALSKY: It looks like suicide, sarge.
STONER: Well, he sure as hell ain't doin' Yoga. (SHOUTS) Get down Kowalsky!
STONER KNOCKS KOWALSKY TO THE FLOOR, DRAWS HIS PISTOL, RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIRES SHOTS INSIDE.
KOWALSKY: What was that for sarge?
STONER: It was moider! Goddam sons of bitches, asshole redskins!
IN THE KITCHEN WE SEE THAT STONER HAS JUST SHOT A BIG BOWL OF TOMATOES TO PIECES. KOWALSKY STOOPS DOWN, EXAMINES WHAT'S LEFT OF THE SHATTER BOWL AND TOMATOES. HE LOOKS UP AT STONER WITH A SCARED LOOK.
KOWALSKY: Jeesh! Hey sarge – you're in trouble now!
STONER: Whaddya mean Kowalsky?
KOWALSKY: The tomaytos – they weren't even armed!
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Except as a sequel to Salad evil it is important to be clear its' the sarcastic nature of tomatoes that makes them deadly.