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I am being considered for Big Brother Page 3

Quote: chipolata @ March 25 2009, 4:44 PM GMT

Is your name a number, because they just call out numbers at our surgery. In fact, they don't call them out. They flash them on a screen.

My name flashes up on the screen at the surgery is use.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 25 2009, 4:11 PM GMT

I wouldn't do it. I don't even like it when they call out your name in the doctors' surgery.

I once went to a hearing clinic where they called out your name...about 5 times, gradually getting louder each time. >_<

Quote: David Bussell @ March 25 2009, 1:42 PM GMT

Pretending to be a contestant on Big Brother? Did someone just invent a new low?

Pretending to be on the shortlist of Big Brother is probably lower.

I was a silent onlooker in the crowd scene in the Derby County v Cremonese Anglo-Italian Cup Final at Wembley in 1993. That's a fairly low claim too but at least it's true.

Quote: sootyj @ March 25 2009, 4:51 PM GMT

How about BSG big brother? 15 of us in a thread voted out by other users?

Day 23 and Sootyj is still urinating in the virtual swimming pool.

Day 365. WJFK is still locked in the cellar but nobody has noticed as they never talk to him or respond to his posts.

I once saw a presenter from The Beechgrove Garden in a restaurant. Didn't know who it was till my mother pointed him out. Beat that!

(I still don't know who he is).

Quote: Tuumble @ March 26 2009, 5:51 PM GMT

I was a silent onlooker in the crowd scene in the Derby County v Cremonese Anglo-Italian Cup Final at Wembley in 1993. That's a fairly low claim too but at least it's true.

You Cremonese fans are all the same.

Quote: Badge @ March 27 2009, 12:43 AM GMT

You Cremonese fans are all the same.

Laughing out loud

I actually thought of another low after that post: I saw Sudbury Town lose to Tamworth in the 1989 FA Trophy final replay at Peterborough United's London Road ground. I support neither.

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ March 26 2009, 5:55 PM GMT

Day 365. WJFK is still locked in the cellar but nobody has noticed as they never talk to him or respond to his posts.

They're few and far between nowadays, mate. You used to be so regular. Everyone just assumes you're busy being famous and, as such, are not worth responding to.

;)

Dan

Quote: Balf @ March 26 2009, 5:55 PM GMT

I once saw a presenter from The Beechgrove Garden in a restaurant. Didn't know who it was till my mother pointed him out. Beat that!

Keith Barron was sitting having a drink in my pub last night.

You own a pub?!

Dan

Quote: Marc P @ March 27 2009, 10:04 AM GMT

Keith Barron was sitting having a drink in my pub last night.

Not at Seefacts table, had he been there too. Unless Mr Barron was accompanied by Don Rushmore, that is.

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