Sorry but tonight I'm a bit eggy. I'm sick watching ad's like this!!!
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TV ADVERT:
A MONTAGE OF INSPIRATIONAL SHOTS AND UPBEAT MUSIC LEADS TO VARIOUS TALKING HEADS.
TRAFFIC WARDEN:
Because they care.
POLICEMAN:
Because they care.
NEW MUM:
Because they care.
FARMER:
Beee coz ay ka-ir.
AFRICAN WOMAN:
B'coss day keah.
VOICE OVER:
We hope that this quasi-inspirational big budget visual nonsense dupes you into thinking that we have some worthy ulterior motive other than wanting to get every last penny we can out of you. But in all honesty we couldn't give a shit about you or your tawdry pathetic little life. We're only interested in your money.
Big Co. Because all that we really care about is our shareholders.
ENDS:
