A SCHOOL BOY AND A SCHOOL GIRL AGED ABOUT 6 ARE IN A HEADMASTERS OFFICE.
HEADMASTER.
Charley I am disgusted I can't believe you offered those boys cigarettes.
BOY
Sorry sir won't happen again.
HEADMASTER
And you Jennifer what is the matter with you? Asking those poor lads to go behind the bike sheds to play doctors and nurses?
GIRL
I'm so sorry headmaster they did say no.
REVEAL HEADMASTER IS ACTUALLY A TABLOID EDITOR.
HEADMASTER
I know you stupid slag. Jade's been dead for 2 days and neither of you've been able to dig up any crap on her boys.