Doctor

I've not posted a sketch here for a while. This is a little something for radio.

Cheers

EDIT: This one won the funnyordie comp last month and has been filmed!

http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/ac223a7186/zhura-winner-doctor-s-with-hardeep-singh-kohli-charlie-condou

Cheers

DOCTOR
So, Mr Thomas, what can I help you with?

MAN
Well doctor, I've, err, found a lump on one of my testicles

DOCTOR
Oh right. Do you mind if I have a little look then?

MAN
No not at all

DOCTOR
Great, could you just jump up on the bed there and take your trousers down please

SFX. TROUSERS COMING DOWN

SFX. SNAPPING OF LATEX GLOVE

DOCTOR
Ok then, I'll just have a little feel(BEAT)Oh yes, there it is. Yeah I'm pretty sure that's nothing to worry about

MAN
Oh thank God for that

Silence for a moment

DOCTOR
Would you like a "happy ending"?

MAN
(BEAT)Yeah, ok.

SFX. WANKING SOUND

MAN
(Sigh) God I love BUPA

Sorry, didn't get this at all...maybe I missed a double entendre on 'happy ending'?

Yes. Yes you did.

To give someone a "happy ending" means to wank them off.

At least that's what I paid for.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=happy+ending

I don't think it needs the Thai accent. It seems like a good start to a sketch, could it continue?

Quote: James Harris @ March 23 2009, 9:10 PM GMT

I don't think it needs the Thai accent. It seems like a good start to a sketch, could it continue?

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DOCTOR
(Thai accent)
You want "happy ending"?

MAN
Yes. (Sigh) God I love BUPA

Quote: shaggy292 @ March 23 2009, 9:09 PM GMT

Yes. Yes you did.

To give someone a "happy ending" means to wank them off.

At least that's what I paid for.

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Thanks Shaggy.

Which according to the link Chris posted is, in fact, the correct answer to the offer of a happy ending.

In that case, I just don't find it very funny, sorry. The BUPA thing helps a bit but it still isn't for me. Maybe it would work as a runner with the doctor offering happy endings for ailments increasingly less linked to the femoral triangle.

That's not a bad idea Ponderer. Likewise you could have the same man coming back in with increasingly silly ailments just to get his 'treat'.

James: I don't really like to make my sketches too long. I prefer to just have one good joke and then move on. Short and sweet. Kind of agree about the Thai accent though. I originally wrote it without but it didn't sound quite right, plus the whole happy ending thing is synonymous with Thai prostitutes and what not so it kind of drives home that meaning a bit more clearly.

Cheers for the comments gang.

Just a cheeky bump. I've edited the top post

Blimey! You must be chuffed.
How do you go about winning that then?
Had a look at the site, but it's not particularly clear.

Funny stuff Chris

Quote: Lazzard @ June 29 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Blimey! You must be chuffed.
How do you go about winning that then?
Had a look at the site, but it's not particularly clear.

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Oh yeah, very chuffed

You have to sign up to zhura.com and join the funnyordie group on there and upload scripts to that.

Cheers Kevin

Nice one, Chris!

Well done Chris