A kitchen nightmare

GORDON RAMSEY IS SWEARING AT SOME ONE WE CAN'T SEE.

GORDON
You f**king irresponsible arse hole, you shit coated chocolate flavored ass plug. This restaurant is more disgusting than opening a sushi bar built in the decaying corpse of a dead tramp with syphilis floating in a septic tank. Whilst the f**king sky f**king rains rat piss and bubonic plague.

STOPS HAS A SWIG FROM A BOTTLE OF WATER.

GORDON
How was that love? Passionate enough?

PRODUCER OOV
Not quite Gordon darling. Remember Channel 4 are paying £500 a f**k and £1000 a c**t.

GORDON
Righto love.

PUTS BOTTLE DOWN.

GORDON
You're f**king going to f**king kill some one you dirty bastard. Then f**k them you're running a dirty restaurant because you're a dirty necorphiliac c**t.

GORDON IS KILLED BY A DALEK RAY GUN.

WE SEE HE IS ADRESSING 2 DALEKS IN APRONS.

DALEK1
Exasperate! Exasperate! I said going on Kitchen Nightmares was a bad idea.

DALEK2
Put him in the curry!

DALEK1
That is so racist! Intolerate! Intolerate!

First off, doesn't much sound to me like the voice of Mr Ramsey - I sense wannabe Blackadder undertones. Also, "necorphiliac" check it out.

Quote: LIME5000 @ March 21 2009, 7:13 PM GMT

Also, "necorphiliac" check it out.

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"necorphiliac" - a dyslectic person who f**ks corpses.

Morrace - funniest line of the day - top.

SootyJ - anything with daleks in is class, but this one does struggle. It's a notch below your usual best. Did you picture me as one of your daleks?

I'm into necorphilia cos necrophilia is so unfashionable.
It's just f**king dead boring.

And no SlagA a dalek is a dalek to me.
It's sort of a sequel to Dalek restaurant. https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8893

Daleks running restaurants amuses me dunno why.

Consider me squashed and abadoned!

I really like the concept of Dalek's running resturant. I'm not so sure on this though, didn't seem to make muh sense. But I have the smallest funny bone in the world so prob missing the point entirely.

Ps. More Dalek Resturant Pleasse

I am so out of practise it's not funny and neither am I. Oh well much work to be done at Sootyj towers.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9335#P266964

A sort of other Dalek restuarant sketch.

Exasperate?? Intolerate?? Dyslectic?? It's a whole f**king new vocabulary! we don't need anymore made up words do we? We have enough old ones. If you're a dyslexic, get yourself a spellchecker...or a get yourself a friend. Having said that a dalek restaraunt could be funny.

PS> I think The Aldi of satire would be a more appropriate.

Love the Spike Milligan reference!