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The Youth of today. Tut tut tut..... Page 5

Have you been shot at yet? :(

I think you should ultimately teach at a nice quiet private boarding school.

Quote: zooo @ March 26 2009, 9:22 PM GMT

Have you been shot at yet? :(

I think you should ultimately teach at a nice quiet private boarding school.

Thanks Zooo :)
Private Boarding Schools pay peanuts in this city though.
I do long for that quiet school I was at before though. But beggars can't be choosers.
I'm just venting I guess. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 26 2009, 9:31 AM GMT

The catchment area was bigger than local comps and the pupils were from all sorts of backgrounds. However it was just girls and it was a grammar school with a selection exam. It was the only school I've ever heard of where pupils could stay in the classrooms unsupervised during breaks and lunch hour because they could be trusted.

This bears no relation to a modern comp in a socially deprived area I'm afraid. Whilst your mob are studying Latin, pupils in my local comp have to take computer studies without the internet as they hack in to hardcore porn sites, I'm told by my mate who works there it's £2 for a blow job. Quite a bargain that. He says he's got one kid who comes to school with a tampon on his head and not a day goes by when he's not restraining a pupil and the last time the head at my place went up there they shit on his car.

Quote: roscoff @ March 26 2009, 10:55 PM GMT

This bears no relation

No, you're not. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 26 2009, 11:21 PM GMT

No, you're not. :)

Are you sure? My cousin Franky gets around a bit. You may be his love child.

Quote: roscoff @ March 26 2009, 10:55 PM GMT

He says he's got one kid who comes to school with a tampon on his head

What the flipping blimey? Why?

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