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Ohhh Yeahhhh!!!!

Quote: Leevil @ March 17 2009, 2:37 AM GMT

I am Leevil, look at my arms *poses* that's what I call "big guns". I challenge any of you suckers to beat me in the ring, nice and hard!

This Sunday at BSGMania, I issue an open challenge! *poses* Grrr!!! It will be a hardcore match! Nobody can strip me of my belt, you won't catch me with my pants down!

I've been pumping to the max, training to the extreme. I may look raw on the outside, but I feel raw on the inside. *poses* Grrr!!! Do you dare feel me?!

When I drop my Leevil-Bomb on you, it will be lights out. End of the road. Home time.

You won't survive 1 minute in the squared circle with me - for I am He-Man... I mean - I am Legend... one more time... I am Leevil *poses* Cool Huh? Angry Angry

*exits to "Wild Boys"*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP!

*Knocks Leevil out with one swing of her handbag and carries on making the tea*

:)

*Tags Ruby and gets ready to unleash some fearsome Kirk-Fu!

Does that involve Green Women and the music that goes da da da da da da daaaaa DUM DE DE DUM DUM?

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