British Comedy Guide

I will crush you!! Page 2

I've done too much grammar.

If you got caught by the police that could result in a lengthy sentence.

Yes, and a spell inside.

Is this not pun-ishment enough?

As long as it's not Capital punishment.

No, not for a lower case.

I think we should put a full stop to this before we get to the jokes about a semi-colon.

Damn, that was my next one.

No, agreed.

Phew.

Yes, we can pronoun-ce this exchange over.

I'm not adverbs to that.

Yes, I think we've acheived our adjective..objective...oh, no,no...I need lunch...

We should take a solemn vowel.

Yeah, good idea. Hyphen-five!

*poses*

Leevil, you're english is too good to be a wrestler.
Throw some Are yea, would'ja,dare instead of there and pumpin' instead of pumping in there. Wrestlers don't have any time for the use of proper contractions.

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