Quote: Balf @ March 16 2009, 5:35 PM GMTCan anyone explain the fashion thing of neds tucking their trackie bottoms into their socks? Escapes me.
It stops your trousers getting caught in your bicycle chain.
Quote: Balf @ March 17 2009, 8:28 PM GMTShe's a keeper. Wheel her out at parties and have her say stupid things for twiglets.
Quote: The Rook @ March 17 2009, 9:33 PM GMTIt stops your trousers getting caught in your bicycle the chain of the bicycle your stealing.
...on a summers day your sat in the garden with a can of Tennant's Super with all your windows open with 2 Unlimited blaring out thinking your 'it'.
Quote: The Rook @ March 17 2009, 9:42 PM GMT...on a summers day your sat in the garden with a can of Tennant's Super with all your windows open with 2 Unlimited blaring out thinking your 'it'.
Techno, Techno, Techno, Techno!
When you're so orange, you're in danger from Pernicious Knids.
OR...you go walking about the shopping precinct pretending you have an American Pitbull when really it's just a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
Quote: Gavin @ March 17 2009, 9:44 PM GMTTechno, Techno, Techno, Techno!
Quote: glaikit @ March 17 2009, 11:15 AM GMTYou know you are scum when -
- you're a grandparent at 30. Extra scum points if you become a great-grandparent before you're 45.
I think the youngest recorded Grandmother in Britain was 25.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 17 2009, 10:26 PM GMTI think the youngest recorded Grandmother in Britain was 25.
I stand corrected.
And vomiting a little.
Ruby knows that grandmother better than anyone else.
Quote: sootyj @ March 16 2009, 5:08 PM GMTYou use the word like at the beginning of more than one consecutive sentence.
Balls I like catch myself like doing that sometimes.
You buy a million pound home within 200 yards of a school to fiddle the catchment area. You then drive your kids there every day in an SUV the US Army would think a bit ostentatious.
You belong to Oxfam, the Labour party and subscribe to Redpepper. But your cleaning lady, nanny and gardener are all illegal immigrants. Who you pay less than you spend on Botoxing your fanny weekly.
You think Glastonbury was greatly improved by having a bigger fence then the one Israel has around Gaza.
Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2009, 12:43 PM GMTdrive your kids there every day in an SUV the US Army would think a bit ostentatious.
*snigger*
Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2009, 12:43 PM GMTBut your cleaning lady, nanny and gardener are all illegal immigrants. Who you pay less than you spend on Botoxing your fanny weekly.
LOL.
Quote: Paul Milner @ March 17 2009, 8:39 PM GMT
Everyone in the family wears only football tops but your kids never have their P.E kit for school.
Which is just as well, because they are too obese to do P.E., and probably have a note as well.
Quote: roscoff @ March 17 2009, 9:17 PM GMTYou start having babies in shades rather than colours cos you've used them all.
Or you may be celebrities with money, and you start importing them in different colours.
...you spend more money on alcohol than on food for yourself/your family.
...you smoke.
...you don't shave.
Quote: Aaron @ March 18 2009, 3:05 PM GMT...you spend more money on alcohol than on food for yourself/your family.
...you smoke.
...you don't shave.
I'm scum... 