It's impossible to tell whether the phrase 'like father like son' has any accuracy.
You know you are scum when... Page 2
...you get bummed in greenhouse.
Quote: Balf @ March 16 2009, 5:48 PM GMTYour pitbull has a row of children drawn on its side.
Your pitbull is itself on death row but being hid around a mate's house.
Bumming him in his greenhouse...
...You play music from your phone out loud on a bus.
You've ever used the phrase 'you're pure gettin' it pal'.
You know you are scum when -
The local news does a report about obeisity and films your body from the neck down as you're waddling around the high street. Extra scum points if they film you and your fat wife from the neck down. Maximum scum points earned if you recognise yourself on the news and then ring your friends to brag about how you've just been on the telly like.
- you've got more than one tattoo...
That's me scummed in perpetuity then.
You sport a sovereign ring. Extra scum points if you sport more than one, especially on the same finger.
The restaurant you go to for special occassions has a ball-pond
You know you are scum when -
- you're a grandparent at 30. Extra scum points if you become a great-grandparent before you're 45.
- you stop to goad cars when crossing the road. Extra scum points if you pick a fight with a bus (I've seen this happen).
- you join strangers at their table in a pub and proceed to intimidate them til they leave.
- you drive around town in your suped-up banger pumping out hardcore/bhangra/hip hop at full volume. Extra scum points if it's the middle of the day.
- you stop people in the street with an empty bottle of insulin and try to coerce them into parting with their money. Or just to back them into a corner long enough to knife them and steal their wallet. Extra scum points if you approach the same person more than once in a night.
Moved to general please don't post this stuff in critique.
I suppose wearing a Rugby top abroad is acceptable, is it?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 16 2009, 2:58 PM GMTYou know you are scum if -
1. You have more then 1 tattoo - extra scum points if your tattoos are homemade, mispelt and appear on your face, breast or neck.
Sooooo, DaButt? 
How did I know *you* would mention that to him? I thought you'd reference NickTheDon's school, too.