Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 7 2012, 7:50 PM GMTI am so skint that I would kill for that job, even though it does sound a tad tiring
Job less?
Have you read my brilliant (and aparently poorly spelled) magnum opus about working on line?
Worst job Page 6
No I have not. Is it free (?) and if it is not: can you spare a few bob?
Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 7 2012, 8:19 PM GMTNo I have not. Is it free (?) and if it is not: can you spare a few bob?
Ah Ah his real name is Bob not sooty, sweep it under the carpet eh! I may soo! Uhum, were there any other characters in sooty? I'll scamp er off!
Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 7 2012, 8:19 PM GMTNo I have not. Is it free (?) and if it is not: can you spare a few bob?
http://www.londoncomedywriters.com/blog/Dr_Sardonicus/so-you-want-to-write-online/
well actually its by my good friend and lazy bastard Dr Sardonicus
Quote: sootyj @ November 7 2012, 8:25 PM GMTwell actually its by my good friend and lazy bastard Dr Sardonicus
Is he from Utrecht ?
is there really that much to say about haemorroihds?
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2012, 2:50 PM GMThttps://www.elance.com/j/articles-on-hemorrhoid/35704055/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvY2F0LXdyaXRpbmctdHJhbnNsYXRpb24=
is there really that much to say about haemorroihds?
Piles
Babumitch!
Working on the phones for the CSA
My mate has been doin it for a few months and has just gone on the dole instead
In a recession
That's how shit it was
"are YOU going to tell my kids they're getting no presents this Christmas?" is a particular favourite line from some of the wankers that he had to speak to
The worst job I ever had was with Jane Mansfield...
Quote: sootyj @ November 6 2012, 8:49 PM GMTTitle: Erotica writer for ongoing work (adult)
I know that before he went into comedy Simon Evans wrote pornography for a while. So if you have trouble sending stuff into the BBC, there's a way of making some quick cash.
Worst job I have had was in a crazy paving factory (strictly speaking it was a terrazzo tile factory, but our success rate when it came to the finished product was not high.) Among the very many health and safety hazards was an atmosphere thick with cement dust, coating everything. I used be terrified that if it rained on the way home I would set; there would just be a statue of me waiting at the bus stop. To this day I suspect my lungs are slightly rendered.
Vacume cleaner repairs- house to house asking old dears if they needed a 'full maintainance' overhall an a free dust bag, dreary extremus.
I worked in a chocolate factory for two days. It was shit. Particularly the first day where I was running from an oven to a trolley almost all day.