I worked in a company making oversized pastries.
But I was put off by the high turnover.
Worst job Page 5
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2011, 6:24 PM BSTYeah, I've never been into 'meat pies', sounds a bit cartoony and not like a real food.
I do like apple pies though. Yum.
It must be a northern thing then!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 21 2011, 6:52 PM BSTI worked in a company making oversized pastries.
But I was put off by the high turnover.
Christ, Steve! Be a bit sensitive Goodlad's just poured his heart out to us about his harrowing pie experience.
Nobody see's the private tears
I wish I could add that being a postman was my worst job but I didn't even pass the entrance test (correctly identifying a certain percentage of postcodes written in different handwriting).
I feel so low... and yet I'm good for £22k+ in tech support so it's not all bad. Hope I get a reply to my applications!
Title: The Telepathic Indian killer English pim
Project ID: 887739
Budget: Under $250
Category: Writing, Editing & Translation
Description: The Telepathic Indian killer English pimp/rapist/butcher This scientific crime horror thriller s based on how to kill people by using American technique called as, "Synthetic telepathy" and its " Silent Sound Spread Spectrum" The film itself is based on how to killer/maim/butcher Indians and unwanted persons, such as unwanted husbands & wives or other rivals in love or in business or in politics or in drug war and get rid of politicians on an international basis, murder persons for to claim insurance policies, murder family men to get hold of total property .disfigure children when in the womb or after birth to induce mini stroke related growth, thus retard growth on one side , induce deafness, blind eye and damage nerves supply to teeth, murder foetus in the womb or induce miscarriage, induce anaemia , induce impotency in women and men , rape men and women ,rape children ,stop people from reporting crime and induce false romance ideas, convert people into killers or serial killers and get crime done , get terrorism done and induce ideas to commit a suicide and damage the brain of people, cause hit and run and murder people by inducing cancers, brain damage etc, induce beriberi and induce other multiple illnesses leading to death
Its not exactly a big part of my job but as a digger driver ive dug up a sewage pipe by accident on a couple of occasions. Being 12' down in a hole, up to your knees in septic waste is bad enough, but when you have knocked everyones door and told them not to use the toilet for 30 mins until the problems fixed and minutes later a log bounces out of the broken pipework mere inches from your face... Thats a bad day.
Title: Erotica writer for ongoing work (adult)
Project ID: 889276
Budget: Under $250
Category: Writing, Editing & Translation
Description: Are you an --->AWESOME<--- erotica Kindle ebook short story writer who is creative, takes initiative, goes the extra mile, and contributes to the success of projects? Then read on? FIRST, LET'S GET RID OF THE TIME WASTERS. YOU MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA: 1. You must have at least an average rating of 4 out of 5 stars. 2. You must have at least one erotica ebook that is already live on the Amazon Kindle Store right now. 3. You must have a ***SPELLBINDING*** profile/portfolio (if you don't have a portfolio, PLEASE DO NOT APPLY!). 4. You must work FAST and have an exceptional turnaround time. 5. You must not be an agency or a representative of an agency! 6. You must have an exceptional command of the English language, like you can speak the "Queen's English" 
7. You must take PRIDE in your work. 8. You must be able to create milestones and deliver on each one! IF YOU DO NOT FIT ALL OF THESE CRITERIA, PLEASE DO NOT APPLY! Now, let's get to business! Your job will be to write a simple yet addictive erotica short story for a Kindle ebook QUICKLY. The content must be high-quality and unique, with "Fifty Shades"-style themes. The project will be fixed price only, 5 pages/2,500 words long, and must be written and delivered within 1-2 days of the start date. You will need to create content for all types of Kindle, iOS, Android, or similar ebook reader devices. Your target audience will be females aged 25-34. Hit-quality content is a must! This will be one of many short stories that I will be heavily testing. I'll know immediately what works and what doesn't. This project is unique, and will turn into something AMAZING for you. I'll explain more later, but basically, it will be the first in a series of short stories/prequels for a future novel! That's right, this project has strong potential for long-term, ongoing work for you! AWESOME, RIGHT? I'm only looking for ONE special person who is knowledgeable, respectful, and passionate about writing erotica, who will give me fast responses, and wants to be part of something GREAT. I want someone who will not only be PERFECT for the first "pilot" episode, but also the entire first "season" of the series! Is this you? HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO SECURE AN INTERVIEW. YOU MUST SEND ME: 1. At least two real examples from a portfolio of your best, most recent erotica short stories (focus on those with "Fifty Shades"-style themes, if possible). 2. A rough guideline as to how you will define and deliver on the project's milestones, etc. 3. The rate you would charge per page/per word for this project. 4. The amount of time you would realistically need to complete this project. 5. The code word "ALOHOMORA" at the very start. I have very limited time, and will only respond those elite few applicants who have met all of the above criteria, and successfully secured an interview. --->HIT APPLY NOW!
So I'm an erotic expert, and I can kill with brain powers.
Why do people think I'm more interesting than I am?
I once worked at a Dunlop factory taking loose bits of plastic out of tyre mouldings with pliers on an assembly line. Strangely hypnotic in a mind numbing way. One bloke had been there for thirty years, he had a mad look in his eyes and used to wink at awkward times involuntarily. I was young I decided to leave 
I am so skint that I would kill for that job, even though it does sound a tad tiring
Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 7 2012, 7:50 PM GMTI am so skint that I would kill for that job, even though it does sound a tad tiring
I think robots do it now, the man with the wink went berzerk with his pliers and killed all the other workers 
I hope you are telling porkies?
Quote: Bob Hicks @ November 7 2012, 7:55 PM GMTI hope you are telling porkies?
Of course I am, pliers! he used a gun