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What do you do for a living? Page 4

Quote: zooo @ March 12 2009, 10:55 PM GMT

Aha!

So what is the collective term?

AND DON'T SAY BIRDS.

But it issss birds. Surely?

Quote: PhQnix @ March 12 2009, 10:58 PM GMT

Yes! I can legally drink!

I don't drink... but y'know... I could.

You could marry Robyn without the permission of your parents.

Ha. It actually is bird.

(I wasn't sure. Didn't/doesn't sound right.)

Bums.

How boring!

Quote: Aaron @ March 12 2009, 9:36 PM GMT

Do you drive a forklift truck around the warehouse? :D

I get to drive these at work:

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(It's our ground station in Hawaii.)

I get to drive this

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and this
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Yeah baby, look impressed. ;)
I clearly have the most powerful and awe inspiring job...

Quote: DaButt @ March 12 2009, 11:52 PM GMT

I get to drive these at work:

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(It's our ground station in Hawaii.)

:O :O Thats awesome! DaButt wins!

Some days I'd rather be surrounded by pastries. Most days, actually. Lovey

But I clearly just stated that my iced buns win...

Do you ever just wish they shot lasers out of the middle Da Butt? So you could shoot aliens and that?

Quote: DaButt @ March 13 2009, 12:05 AM GMT

Some days I'd rather be surrounded by pastries. Most days, actually. Lovey

Heh. Don't be seduced by the glamour. :)

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2009, 12:07 AM GMT

Do you ever just wish they shot lasers out of the middle Da Butt? So you could shoot aliens and that?

No, I've become close friends with the aliens after speaking to them for a few years. Oops, did I say that out loud? Now I have to kill everyone. :(

Quote: DaButt @ March 13 2009, 12:13 AM GMT

No, I've become close friends with the aliens after speaking to them for a few years. Oops, did I say that out loud? Now I have to kill everyone. :(

Sa'll right I'm bullet proof.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2009, 12:07 AM GMT

Do you ever just wish they shot lasers out of the middle Da Butt? So you could shoot aliens and that?

:D

As little as possible. I've got great knack of getting my boss to do most of it.

I've been off this week anyway and only thought about it now you mention it - bastards!

Quote: zooo @ March 12 2009, 11:57 PM GMT

I get to drive this

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and this
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Yeah baby, look impressed. ;)
I clearly have the most powerful and awe inspiring job...

Sorry DaButt, zooo wins! *drools*

I beat you all, I get to show students dirty pictures in the name of art. I'm also in charge of a large supply of t shirts and pencils that used to be paper cups.

I have one student doing Female sexuality in performance who plans on getting naked for her performance so I'm trying to prepare her as I think she is not completely prepared for the emotional side of such a project.

I have another annoying student who won't listen and won't narrow down his project of using the theories of Antonin Artuad in modern theatre and a lovely boy doing Massurealism who is scarily overkeen and emails me at 3am panicing because he wants me to look at his slides.

And during the day I help promote a better world!

Naked chicks, Theories of that master chef guy and someone else is all well and good. But you don't have awesome sataliettes.

It's all academic any ways because I win.

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