Work are under the assumption I know what I'm doing. Truth is I'm way out of my depth and just have enough common sense to blag my way through!
Misconceptions Page 3
That I'm extremely hard and scary.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 12 2009, 11:21 AM GMTI'm often assumed to be gay for the way I cross my legs. And sometimes have sex with men.
Bussell, I'm surprised you can cross your legs at all without the aid of two 300 foot cranes.
A lot of people think I'm a twat.
Don't know why.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2009, 7:52 PM GMTWork are under the assumption I know what I'm doing. Truth is I'm way out of my depth and just have enough common sense to blag my way through!
At this point Ellie points out she's actually a pilot for a major airline.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 12 2009, 8:12 PM GMTThat I'm extremely hard and scary.
But surely as a musician and creative who lives in Middlesbrough you're actually considered a homosexual?
Quote: Seefacts @ March 12 2009, 8:24 PM GMTAt this point Ellie points out she's actually a pilot for a major airline.
I'm a nurse.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2009, 8:26 PM GMTI'm a nurse.
Are you? Or is that a joke?
Tis a joke.
I am an Office Manager.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2009, 8:32 PM GMTTis a joke.
I am an Office Manager.
Blimey, that sounds like a proper job where you actually need to know what you're doing.
Have we ever had a what do you do for a living thread?
It is a proper job. I'm a grown up now. 
I don't think so.... shall we start a thread?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2009, 8:36 PM GMTI don't think so.... shall we start a thread?
YEAH!!
Will you do it . . . But credit me?
All the best,
Seefacts.
Quote: Seefacts @ March 12 2009, 8:37 PM GMTYEAH!!
Will you do it . . . But credit me?
All the best,
Seefacts.
Story of my job!
That my eye colour is actually caused by contact lenses, or that my hair isn't naturally curly, or this dark.
Oh! Highlights. My hair is natural people, I'm just *that* amazing. 
People think I've dyed my hair too. It's naturally blonde.
*high-five* Ellie! 
Quote: PhQnix @ March 12 2009, 8:59 PM GMTOh! Highlights. My hair is natural people, I'm just *that* amazing.
No no, they can't believe that something looking so tacky is actually natural.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2009, 9:02 PM GMTPeople think I've dyed my hair too. It's naturally blonde.
We know.