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What are you thinking?

Before you perchanced upon this thread, what was going through your mind?

I was thinking that I really must put the kids school uniforms in the wash and also that I better finish those website design changes before tomorrow morning's meeting.

Et vous?

I was thinking of evil pranks that would be oh so pant wetting but I could never carry out.

Whenever I am asked that question or when I hear it asked, I always think of Ed Byrne doing his routine on women asking men that question, hilarious and so true.

I was thinking: damn, I've finished my strawberry Nesquik.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 11 2009, 11:48 PM GMT

I was thinking of evil pranks that would be oh so pant wetting but I could never carry out.

You probably have wet dreams about the Home Alone films then. A paedophiles dream also. Not that I'm accusing you of being one. But you might be I guess. Everyone needs a hobby to keep them out of trouble.

Quote: roscoff @ March 12 2009, 12:02 AM GMT

You probably have wet dreams about the Home Alone films then. A paedophiles dream also. Not that I'm accusing you of being one. But you might be I guess. Everyone needs a hobby to keep them out of trouble.

Keep digging buddy ;)

My hobbies are baking, shopping, and trying to be a smartarse :D

Quote: Gavin @ March 12 2009, 12:04 AM GMT

Keep digging buddy ;)

I have a perfectly formed size 9 foot that I often find placed in one's mouth which often negates the need to use a shovel :P

Quote: roscoff @ March 12 2009, 12:07 AM GMT

I have a perfectly formed size 9 foot that I often find placed in one's mouth which often negates the need to use a shovel :P

That sentence was just shocking even to me :D:D:D

I have size 8 - 8 1/2 feet. Flippers!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 12 2009, 12:09 AM GMT

I have size 8 - 8 1/2 feet. Flippers!

Like a seal?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 12 2009, 12:09 AM GMT

I have size 8 - 8 1/2 feet. Flippers!

Like Sideshow Bob

I was thinking, 'I am bored, I wonder what is going on over at BSG this evening.'

I was thinking "I hope the car passes its MOT" and "Shit, I've got 40 sketches to write before the 26th".

I was thinking "Is boobs this sandwiches a more boobs new arse or hungry old sandwich thread? boobs"

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