Tsvangirai (to the tune of Rolf Harris' Sun Arise)
Tsvangirai his wife died and he's mournin'
Tsvangirai his wife died and he's mournin'
Tsvangirai his wife died and he's mournin'
Spreadin' all the rumours all around
Tsvangirai fillin' up with sorrow
Tsvangirai fillin' up with sorrow
Tsvangirai fillin' up with sorrow
Pardonin' Mugabe from out-a-town
Tsvangirai, the man's still deep in mournin'
Tsvangirai, each and every day
Tsvangirai, the man's still deep in mournin'
Tsvangirai
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day
Susan she died, his life is full of darkness
Susan she died, his life is full of darkness
Susan she died, his life is full of darkness
Conspiracy it's swarmin' all around
Tsvangirai
Full-of-woe
Tsvangirai
Full-of-woe
Tsvangirai
Full-of-woe
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day
Be gentle this is my first time. 
Not really supposed to be funny, but thought I'd post it here anyway. 
Original lyrics;
Rolf Harris - Sun Arise
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground
Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise, each and every day
Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day
She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away your darkness everyday
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day