I'm new here, not sure how I have missed this place- looks excellent!
Hello..
Hi Maurice
You're quoting one of my favourite comedy lines there. 
I think of it pretty much every time I hear a siren.
Enjoy the site.
From another newbie.
Jx
Welcome Maurice! 
cheers!
just twiddling with my avatar at the moment...
Gooood evening.
Hello Maurice!