Shock and Awe Land another miss for 7 on 7

SHOCK AND AWE LAND

ADVERT JOLLY KIDS TV STYLE MUSIC INTRO

Mickey

Welcome to Disney's newest world of fun at Guantanamo Bay!

Minnie

Yes Disney bought Guantanamo for a song from the US government and now it's ready for fun! It'll shock and awe you!

Mickey

At Disney Land Endless Occupation you won't just wish upon a star you'll see them in Beauty and the Beasting Land.
Minnie

Climb the Magical Mountain of naked detainees.

Mickey

Experienced life under the sea when you ride our waterboards.

Minnie

Coming soon Shock and Awe land UK! As recommended by Mohammed Binyam.

Mickey

He liked it so much he stayed for 5 years!

Mickey and Minnie Together.

Shock and Awe land visit us before we visit you!

I like it, though didn't really feel the second and third lines added much. (well, the "bought for a song" I wasn't sure of that figure of speech)

Did you mean beauty and the beatings?

Other Disney title-themed lines:

Could you be the Lyin' King? Find out here, complete with truth serum and electrodes

Poke a (what rhymes with hont?) ass

Beatings would have been better, Beasting a UK military term for a savage beating.

This is funny to me. You must have got the wrong reader.

George Bush? But not sure he can read.

This is a sparkling premise - Disney buying Guantanamo Bay and making it a theme park.

Makes me want to write my own sketch about Disneyland Afghanistan. (It won't cost you a bomb, but if you have one, it would certainly help.)

See, you inspired me Sooty, that's not good.

Very nice Soots.

Surely there must be a musical show, complete with 'extraordinary renditions' of Disney classics?

Direct flights from Afghanistan, Egypt etc?

I think the premise is brilliant, but needs a few more solid gold lines in there, sooty. What about the 5-chain accommodation and the 3 machete-scarred food? etc etc.

Oh, you want 'Euro Shock and Awe Land, Paris', rather than 'Shock and Awe Land, UK'.

Dan