Have you ever watched a show that's been on telly for ages and thought why won't it die?
And then wished you could kill it?
I have...alot.
So if you could write the last episode or episodes of one of these deathless zombie shows what would you write?
With me if it was EastEnders I'd drop an atomic bomb on it. But first a week of Dot watching Protect and Survive on TV whilst furiously smoking, Ian Beale hanged for hoarding food and that idiotic munter Sheryl making a fall out shelter from yoghut lids.
Then in the final episode a radioactive Dirty Den rises from the grave pulling his little dinkle.
But what other shows have had their time?
1 Gardeners world. If you don't know how to plant plants after 20 years you never will.
2 StarTrek 50 ruddy years! Wandering the galaxy being politically correct, whilst dressed in pyjamas and meeting 3rd rate actors in rubbish make up.
3 The news. Stuff happens get over it you whiners.
