Here's a sketch I wrote a while ago. Let's us know what you think.
THE MANAGER SITS IN HIS OFFICE.
AN EMPLOYEE IS SAT ACROSS FROM THE TABLE.
BOSS:
I’ve invited you here, why?
EMPLOYEE:
I don’t know, should I?
BOSS:
Of course not. Guess.
EMPLOYEE:
Is it anything to do with the Christmas bonus?
BOSS:
I tend to do the bonuses in December, not March.
EMPLOYEE:
Somebody’s getting fired, aren’t they?
BOSS:
Bingo.
EMPLOYEE:
It’s me isn’t it?
BOSS:
Good idea. I like your thinking. I’ll fire you. Brilliant. Your brilliance deserves to be rewarded. How about I give you your job back?
EMPLOYEE:
Really?
BOSS:
You questioning me? You think I’m a liar, is that it? I will fire you, how do you like that, four eyes?
THE EMPLOYEE IS NOT WEARING GLASSES
BOSS:
Just for that, not only will I fire you, but I’ll also cut your nuts off with (holds up an eraser) this pen. Unless you give me a reason not too.
EMPLOYEE:
I don’t think that would work.
BOSS:
Good point. I always liked you. Welcome aboard.
EMPLOYEE:
This wasn’t an interview.
BOSS:
Was I promoting you?
EMPLOYEE:
Err, sure. Yeah.
BOSS:
Who’s job was I giving you?
EMPLOYEE:
Err, yours?
BOSS:
Fantastic.
BOSS GOES TO LEAVE
BOSS:
Well, good luck. I’ve always wanted to be a sailor, so I think I’ll give that a go. (Waving an imaginary cowboy hat) Yeehar!
BOSS LEAVES AND THE EMPLOYEE SITS IN THE BOSS’S CHAIR.
EMPLOYEE:
(Into speaker) Bring in Jenkins.
JENKINS ENTERS.
EMPLOYEE:
Jenkins, I’ve invited you here, why?
