British Comedy Guide

The world's most immature time traveller. 2

JOAN OF ARK IS BEING BURNT AT THE STAKE.
THE CROWD START TO DISPEARSE.
THERE IS A TIME TRAVELLER RUNNING A KEBAB CART, HE HANDS OUT BUNS WITH, KETCHUP, ONIONS ETC BUT NO MEAT.
THE CROWD LOOK TO THE FIRE HUNGRILY.

SCENE2

THE CHAMPES DE LISSE.
POSH FRENCH TYPES QUEUE UP AT A KEBAB VAN.
A LARGE TRAMP SPINS ON THE KEBAB SPIT AS A CHEF SLICES THICK STRIPS OFF OF HIM
THE TIME TRAVELLER WATCHES AND PISSES HIMSELF LAUGHING

If the spit is going up his arse, I may find it funny. If it's not going up his arse, then probably not funny.

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