The world's most immature time traveller.

A BEATEN BUT NOBLE FIGURE IN A LOIN CLOTH AND CROWN OF THRONS IS DRAGGING A CROSS UP A HILL.
A GROUP OF ROMAN CENTURIONS WATCH DISINTERESTEDLY.
BEATEN MAN PLACES CROSS IN THE GROUND AND STANDS BY IT LOOKING MESSIANIC AND NOBLE.
A TIME TRAVELLER WHISPERS SOMETHING TO THE CENTURIONS.
THEY CRACK UP LAUGHING.
2 CENTURIONS TURN THE CROSS UPSIDE DOWN.
THE NOBLE FIGURE PANICS AS 2 CENTURIONS DRAG HIM TOWARDS IT.

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TIME TRAVELLER AT THE BACK A CHURCH PRESENT DAY, HE IS PISSING HIMSELF LAUGHING.
THE CONGREGATION ARE SITTING NOT ON PEWS BUT INVERTED CROSSES SHOVED UP THEIR BUMS WITH THEIR TROUSERS ROUND THEIR ANKLES.

THE VICAR LEADING THE SERVICE TURNS AROUND HIS CASSOCK IS HOISTED UP AROUND A GIANT CROSS STICKING OUT OF HIS BOTTOM.

Starts well, then the whole arse bit spoils it for me.

That's kinda like saying Hitler was a great flat painter with a few problems? Fair does it's not briliant I'm just in a sitcafe killing time. I suppose I've got one sketch if Jerry Sadowitz get's another sketch show.

Great concept but the anal invasion seems like a bit of a sorry ending. Then again, it wouldn't be a Sootyj sketch without it.

I find priests, crucifixion and things up arses all inherently funny, so I liked it.