To the tune of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers
When I suck up, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's sucking up to you
When I'm talking, you know my speech is gonna be
It's gonna be me saying what you tell me to
Although I'm PM, well I know I'll never be
I'll never be a man as powerful as you
And our special, relationship will be
It's gonna be whatever Barack wants it to
But I would fly 5,000 miles
And I would fly 5,000 more
Just to be the man who flies ten thousand miles
To be Obama's whore
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
Sorting out the credit crunch that's caused by you
And when money, goes in bonuses to scum
I know it's just the sort of thing that your lot do
When I come home, well I know I'm gonna be
Roasted in the press for sucking up to you
And I know that, when I'm voted out of power
I'll realise I never meant a thing to you
But I would fly 5,000 miles
And I would fly 5,000 more
Just to be the man who flies ten thousand miles
To be America's whore
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But I would fly 5,000 miles
And I would fly 5,000 more
Just to be the man who flies ten thousand miles
To be Obama's whore