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Are you Twittering? Page 41

Fesshole
I've said it before and I'll say it again
A great thread to see if humanity is generally worse or better than you are
And it's usually a tie

There was a prank on Twitter (X) yesterday that actually made me laugh.

During the queuing for Oasis tickets, people were online all-day waiting their turn. Some were as far back as 400,000
A popular tweeter tweeted that if you press Alt + F4 you jump to the front of the queue.

By the responses, thousands tried it and Alt + F4 closes the window. Cruel but funny.

What's the difference between Twitter and X? Six letters.

Narinder Kaur
@narindertweets
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10h
Thoughts before bed. I've only ever been called "attention seeking" by white men.
Never ever had a black or brown man say that about me.

Goodnight.

Cue hundreds of brown and black people tweeting 'you're an attention seeker.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th September 2024, 8:15 AM

Narinder Kaur
@narindertweets
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Is that someone I'm supposed to know or just some random twitterer you've come across?

She's a GB News contributor, so nobody of any importance.

I tried to open a Twitter account, but I couldn't get a handle on it.

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