Quote: zooo @ March 2 2009, 3:24 PM GMTOr I have a spazzy hand that likes to hit Aaron.
You're living the dream. 
Once and for all, please help me out, PLEASE. Page 4
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 3:23 PM GMTI was hoping for a Wetherspoons in my town but alas it wasn't to be. But for the purposes of clarity it was the special drinks offers on a Monday night I was interested in!
Not the gonorrhoea on a Wednesday then
And anyone who does... will do, apparently.
If this one won't shag you, The next one might
Down the weatherspoons on a Monday night.
Round the back of the bins or down on one knee
The old slag will put a smile on your face.
And a nasty rash in the other place
Hey Marc, prologue to your next book?
Actually there is just such a scene in it yes LOL. Not weatherspoons mind you! Ahem.
Must be a vicarage
I was just editing Zooo's poem.
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 3:30 PM GMTdown on one knee
Hasn't Heather Mills suffered enough without you taking potshots at her?
Can you do my book now?
Quote: zooo @ March 2 2009, 3:33 PM GMTCan you do my book now?
Is it full of foul language, I can do that?
I need some extra put in.
Chip hold back!!
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2009, 3:36 PM GMTChip hold back!!
I will now. I have to go and do some actual work for a bit! 
Weatherspoons it is 
And be sure to take along a little present for her on your date. I don't know.... a nice book perhaps?
Quote: zooo @ March 2 2009, 3:33 PM GMTCan you do my book now?
How much have you written? Is it finished? How many words? What genre? WHat's it called?