Int. Flats Hallway
A man storms out of a flat. There's blood on his brow. A crying woman follows him in.
Man: That's it, I'm outta here!
Woman: I didn't mean it!
Man: You threw an axe at me!
Woman: You hadn't done the washing up!
Man: There wasn't any!
Woman: Only because you'd smashed all the bloody dishes!
Man: You rammed me into them head first!
The man goes to walk off. The woman blocks his way.
Man: Get out of my way!
Woman: But I love you!
Man: You're sick!
Woman: Ok! I admit it! I've got problems! I'm over the top, I'm paranoid and sometimes I get a little violent, but let me ask you one thing.
Man: What?
Woman: Do you wanna see me for a second date?
ENDS
