The Third Chuckle
The Chuckle Brothers, the most successful comedy duo on children's television have distanced themselves from rumours that they have a long lost brother. A North of England comedian claims to be related to the spiky-haired funnymen. The man calls himself Charlie Chuckle.
An investigative journalist who delved deeper into these shocking claims said that Charlie Chuckle was a pseudonym and that his real name was Charlie Chuck. When said journalist visited Charlie Chuck's home to find out more he was met with a continuous one word reply of 'donkey, donkey, donkey' from a strange but familiar looking bloke.
The journalist is now recovering in hospital after being kicked in the ass by a donkey, which makes more sense than being kicked in the donkey by an ass. Of course a donkey is an ass and a mule is a drug trafficker and Charlie was trying to warn the journalist of the approaching danger.
