How scary? Page 2

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 25 2009, 11:06 AM GMT

Part of my school building was a Georgian house and I used to 'encourage' this girl (the type of person who would do anything you told them to for a laugh) to climb along a ledge on the outside of the building from one window to another, on the fourth floor. She was quite happy to do it in return for the nickname of 'human fly' I gave her.

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That's actually quite unplesant. I suppose you wanted her to fall and break her back. Shame on you, Dolly Dagger. Shame on you.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:07 AM GMT

That's actually quite unplesant.

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You big girl.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:07 AM GMT

That's actually quite unplesant. I suppose you wanted her to fall and break her back. Shame on you, Dolly Dagger. Shame on you.

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What if I told her some racist jokes first?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 25 2009, 11:12 AM GMT

What if I told her some racist jokes first?

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You see moral equivalence in telling a racist joke to attempting to turn a young, albeit slightly annoying, girl into a quadraplegic? Shame on you, Dolly Dagger. Shame on you.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:17 AM GMT

You see moral equivalence in telling a racist joke to attempting to turn a young, albeit slightly annoying, girl into a quadraplegic? Shame on you, Dolly Dagger. Shame on you.

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What if she was black?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 25 2009, 11:18 AM GMT

What if she was black?

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I like black women. Darker the berry, sweeter the juice. Make her from the underclass, and you can do whatever the f**k you like to her.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:17 AM GMT

You see moral equivalence in telling a racist joke to attempting to turn a young, albeit slightly annoying, girl into a quadraplegic?

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She wasn't annoying - just mental. And I'm still friends with her.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 25 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

She wasn't annoying - just mental. And I'm still friends with her.

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Do you push her wheelchair round the park in a vain attempt to assuage your guilt?

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:24 AM GMT

Do you push her wheelchair round the park in a vain attempt to assuage your guilt?

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No we laugh about what jolly japsters we were at the old jolly school, when we weren't playing hockey or learning latin verbs.

Quote: David Bussell @ February 25 2009, 10:19 AM GMT

When I was younger there was some building going on at the back of my flat. I had a party and insisted on drunkenly climbing it and dangling upside down from the fifth floor. A month later the scaffold was still there and one of the builders leant out too far putting the final touches on some paint work. He fell four floors and landed in my back garden. I called an ambulance for him but he was gone by the time they arrived.

Anyway, enjoy your day.

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It was your fault. You weakened the scaffold and compromised the integrity of the structure by climbing it. I hope you feel proud of yourself. Murderer.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:19 AM GMT

Make her from the underclass, and you can do whatever the f**k you like to her.

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Must ... not ... comment... >_<

Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 12:07 PM GMT

It was your fault. You weakened the scaffold and compromised the integrity of the structure by climbing it. I hope you feel proud of yourself. Murderer.

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The court ruled manslaughter, so there.

Bugger.

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2009, 11:19 AM GMT

I like black women. Darker the berry, sweeter the juice.

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Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2009, 1:40 PM GMT

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Racist.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 25 2009, 11:26 AM GMT

No we laugh about what jolly japsters we were

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