Day out

Husband & Wife in B&Q

WIFE
Did you pick up the list.

HUBS
Ummmm! No

WIFE
Typical! Well do you know what size screw to get for the door knob

HUBS
Dunno

WIFE
Go over there and ask that 12 year old assistant for a screw.

HUBS
I think not. You go and ask him. Anyway he is about 9.

WIFE
I have to do everything. If I was in a car crash you would have to do things for yourself you know.

Wife walks over to foetal assistant.

WIFE
Hi there I am wondering if you can help me, I need a screw.

FOETUS
Why?

WIFE
I need a screw to fit my husbands knob

FOETUS
Sorry you need to go over to the screw department I am afraid.

(Wife huffs & puffs and walks back to her husband)

WIFE
Useless! He can’t help me with a screw. Just go over there and peruse and pick one you fancy.But make sure it will fit your knob. I am not coming back again.

Husband walks off and returns 5 minutes later with a busty blonde.

HUBS
Found one.

Very good - very Carry On.

i like this one, in fact i would go as far to say this is the best one i have read it to see if it could do with any improvements but i can't see any, well done.

Ooh matron! I like it, Charlie. How's about developing it and really dirtying it up so that it's less Benny Hill/Carry On and more contemporary?

Quote: Fred Peters @ April 5, 2007, 3:51 PM

Ooh matron! I like it, Charlie. How's about developing it and really dirtying it up so that it's less Benny Hill/Carry On and more contemporary?

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Asking Charley to "Dirty it up" is like asking Alan Carr to "Camp it up" surely?

You know I'm only kiddin hun! (ahem)

;o)

oooooooooooooh you naughty boys. You do realise that asking me to be more dirty is extremlely filthy of you. I tell you what. you can be to blame for the next sketch i do!!!

Funny!
I hardly ever read the critique section, I've been missing out.

I think it would even work without that last line and the blonde. Although where the sense is in me telling you to get rid of the punchline, I don't know.