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Spoof Zombie Film Trailer

EXT. WOODS - NIGHT

A couple in their early 20s look a bit worse for ware and very scared. They are crouched down behind a bush listening intently.

GIRL
(Scared, Whispering)
Has he gone?

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
This summer

Cut to. FBI OFFICE - DAY

The officers are gathered round, the chief is talking to them.

CHIEF
The infection kills people, but they're still alive. And they want to eat brains!

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
Blink and you'll miss it

Cut to. DESERTED ROAD - NIGHT

The young couple are in the middle of the road, the girl is distraught.

GIRL
(Distraught)
Shoot it!

Cut to. Very far down the road we can see a zombie in Lycra crouched down in the road as if in starting blocks in a sprinting competition. Cut to. the couple again. The lad fumbles around with the gun and manages to fire a shot off.

Cut to. Black

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
Starring Usain Bolt

Cut to. Zombie down the road springs up and sprints at an inhumane speed towards the couple. Cut to. Couple

LAD
(Screaming)
Ru

The zombie flies into him extremely fast and starts eating his brain. The girl screams.

Cut to. Black

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
On your marks.

Cut to. Gun being taken from it's holster.

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
Get set

Cut to. Gun being cocked.

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
Die!

Cut to. Screaming zombie face flies at the screen for a brief second.

Cut to. Black. Text reads "On your marks. Get set. Die"

V/O DEEP MANS VOICE
In association with the London 2012 Olympics

Very funny. Excellent format & description.

Great slam on running zombies. Simon Pegg and George Romero would love this :D
Perfectly captured the trailer format. You've got a lot of talent!

Funny stuff!

Thanks for the comments guys :)

Well done, Chris, tis very good.

I like it Chris. Make it! :)

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